Balding, Girls, and Technology

Saw some questions on 4chan and I couldn't help but want to respond.

I'm an 18year old male and I'm going bald the. Males in my family have a full head of hair to death. i dont know what to do?

Shave your head bald. There are a few reasons for this- so instead of sitting here on a long rant, let me make this quick and simple:

1. Balding = Testosterone. Despite what a bunch of /a/tards will tell you, long beautiful man hair into your 50s is strange. This is generally why a lot of people are having trouble accepting Mitt Romney on the Republican side- other than the whole crazyass mormon thing, the man is so obviously either using a rug or hair dye (or some combination) it isn't even funny. As you get older, men bald. Deal with it. Most women know and expect this, and this is not a negative.

2. It's confident. Using some strange hair gel shows fear- it shows that you're vain and worried about your hair. That's not manly, that's for fucking women. Let's face it, it looks somewhat weak if you're a guy and worried about keeping your hair. I know it's something we do worry about, but it's something you have to suck up. Shaving your head is basically the equivalent of showing one big middle finger to everyone around you. Plus, let's face it, thanks to Vin Diesel and similar actors, you'll get some poon.

3. Nothing is worse than a thinning combover.



/b/ wuts the best way to lose weight?

This is MUCH better covered in the actual Well Cultured Anonymous on Wikichan, but let me quickly make some points (like above) to give you somewhere to start:

- Exercise like a madman. Weight train for 15 minutes, run for 15 minutes. The next week, weight train for 30, run for 30. Keep this pace going.

- Stop eating all junk food for the time being. It will suck, but your body will quickly adapt. No fast food, no sodas.

- Drink lots of water. Lots.

- Relax. Stress builds weight. Get good sleep, enjoy your life a bit more.

Where should I go to meet good girls?

As I've noticed recently, there are a lot of questions like this. Want the plain and simple answer?

Anywhere but a frat-ish party.

Sure, no doubt your good friends have told you to go to their party and get boozed up and fuck some chick, but keep in mind it's not exactly the best thing to do. But let me explain why.

First off, let me define "frat-ish". For now, let's say a "frat-ish" party is one of those parties full of faggots drinking warm beer in some torn up house. You know the kind- those where you walk in and some fraternity brother gives you a big hug and feels your ass because he's too loaded to know you're male.

Why? Because the girls there aren't worth it. Yes, I know people always scream about how wonderful they are and how they "get laid", but you need to understand that to find GOOD and DECENT girls, you're not going to find them sucking the keg dry at some guy's party in his basement. You will find easy girls, you will find boring ones. You may find a nice girl or two, but that's exceedingly rare.

tl;dr, grow up. Go to parties that matter. If you're out of the shithole that can be College, go to a ball or to different parties that are held by singles clubs in the area. Join different organizations just for the social events. Be charming, be interesting, and be fun. Your real personality and interests will matter because you won't be yelling over loud music half-drunk with some wannabe hooker in cheap Aeropostale jeans. Long story short? You'll do well.

How do I get my computer setup/fanaticism where I don't seem so geeky?

As a longtime /g/ poster, I feel semi-qualified to reply to this, so I'll go for it.

First off, the important thing to realize is that being a geek is not always bad. As the phrase goes, "geek is chic", you just have to do it well. Having a powerful computer or a three monitor setup is obviously something that most of us want/have (and something your average gamer doesn't have), but something that doesn't have to scare off people. This is presuming that you're worried about people "walking in and laughing at my system" or something, an arcane topic, but something that I suppose is relevant.

Because I'm in a bullet mood (which again means I'm lazy and typing this at 1:40 in the morning), I'll make some tips that I've seen building PCs myself:

- Don't go for anything too kwality. Really fucking expensive ugly cases have no place in your room, ever. The same goes for LEDs, or just generally anything that The same applies to ricer-quality designs, or any use of any part that has "Fatal1ty" on it.

- Avoid overly complex/expensive shit if it's just for the sake of complexity/expensiveness. Many of us operate just fine in the technology industry without having a LED display showing us our core temperature 24/7.

- If you have a work PC or a laptop you carry around (or a PDA or something like that), avoid gaudy/ugly wallpapers, naked Anime girls included.

- Try to avoid being tethered to technology. You do not need an iPod or a Cell Phone strapped to your belt, that looks stupid. I have a rather large PDA-phone for work (a HTC Mogul VX6800), and I keep it in my inside suit pocket away from anywhere in public view. Do the same, no-one is impressed.

- In general, just avoid going overboard. Don't come across like that Andy kid who is obsessed with Peach- don't cover your wall with posters or something stupid like that.

I know this is an odd topic, but I think I will eventually make a post outlining some general tips on how to properly outfit your apartment/dorm/room/whatever where you can live comfortably, but not come across as a complete geeky 'tard- but more on that later.